Brain Fry Day
Urgle. Today I feel carniptious. And not in an ould doll 'I'll Bang Ye Around Yer Lugs If Ye Don't Feck Off' kind of way. No. Today I'm more like the normally nice 7 year old who is in a bad humour, and shows it by walking up to something innocent and happy, like a puppy dog or smaller child, and then quickly kicks it just the once, but very hard, in order to make it cry. Coz that'll make the 7 year old feel better, even if she is subsequently clashed by her Mammy.
But I am a 31 year old lady. I cannot kick my colleagues, and animal abuse would have me jailed. So how do I cure my bout of carniptiousness???
Answers in comment form only asap please!!!
>:(
ps chocolate HAS NOT worked...
But I am a 31 year old lady. I cannot kick my colleagues, and animal abuse would have me jailed. So how do I cure my bout of carniptiousness???
Answers in comment form only asap please!!!
>:(
ps chocolate HAS NOT worked...
posted by Michelle Gallen at
12:54 PM
4 Comments:
Chuggers. Go out, wait for someone to ask you for money to buy a year's worth of viagra for a panda and then make them cry.
I'm in Derry. Won't take long for someone to touch me about money for Viagra. But it won't be for the pandas...
go out and buy a shitload of buns
don't share them
and then kick a pigeon they are vermin
Share buns? There are crazy people who'd do that???
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