Driving Test Zombie

Tomorrow is my driving test.

I have 1 hour of tuition before then.

I have yet to learn how to:

- reverse around a corner
- bay park
- drive while having my period

So in the last hour I have learned how to open the bonnet and point at stuff.

But I did not learn that reverse corner thing. And I have done 3 parallel park manoevres in the last 3 years. They happened last week. I got 2 out of 3. Which, as the song likes to tell me, ain't bad.

Pity that the chances of me getting a parallel park are 0-10%.

Today was supposed to be a 2 hour lesson with my instructor - one of driving, one of manoevres. She had to cancel the 2 hour lesson for a 1 hour lesson, because 'something' came up. In the lesson she let it slip that the 'something' is another pupil. Presumably, she's focusing on the pupils who might have a chance of passing their test. Who probably have to refine manoevres, not just bloody learn them.

Her final advice to me today? Go on the Internet and see if you can learn anything.

Here I am. I'm away off to look up green cocktails. In St Patrick I trust.