The Cuban Money Crisis

As in, I have none. I know not to bring Visa, dollars and it's too late to get Cuban money, so I need to stock up on the ould yo-yos. Problem is, to acquire Euros, one usually needs money of some description. I am stony. And the cash I deposited into my bank account like a million years ago or something still hasn't cleared. Irritatingly, it's floating there - it shows up on my balance and everything...but when I go to play Crazy Shopper Chelle with it, it just feckin bounces me backwards with a YOU HAVE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS FOR THIS TRANSACTION message.

I'm on antibiotics again. 10 days of them this time. Maybe my ears will get fixed. Am mightily bored of sore ears and dizzy heads.

But no jags. So I've to be extra careful in Cuba. Apparently my chances of getting Hepatitis A are one in a million.

One in a million whats?

I've decided my best course of action is a meditation vaccination. So twice a day for 10 minutes I sit in a state of deep relaxation, visualising myself as a Radiant Being, with a Strong Immune System, and a Healthy Bank Balance.