Bill Gates' Sperm, Michelle Gallen's Eggs
Someone decided to ask 1000 Chinese women between the ages of 25 to 35 who would they most like to impregnate them. Bill Gates was the second most popular choice.
Bill Gates???
Question
Is Bill's sperm a fluid of desire for the brain genes or associated bank balance? I imagine it wasn't for the looks...
Anyway. That got me thinking. Seeing as I've still got a few pollable years left in me I've been contemplating who I'd like to offer my eggs to. I have a top 5 list. Read it. Then tell me your top 5 :)
- Thom Yorke
- Bob Geldoff
- Kelly Slater
- Niles from Frasier
- Animal from the Muppet Show
Do you think any of these lads read my blog?
Labels: Bill Gates Sperm, eggs, impregnation, top 5 list
posted by Michelle Gallen at
1:41 PM
5 Comments:
1. Russell Brand.
2. the blond cowboy in the gay cowboys fillum
3. Seal
4. Terry Wogan (twinkly eyes)
5. Charlie Brown
oh but I forgot Prince! He would be my number 1 obviously :)
Prince! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I guess it's just the sperm you're after, so you don't have to worry about his dodgy hip ;)
1. Harold Saxon
2. Cillian Murphy
3. Yer bloke from Entourage
4. The guy in that Nike ad that runs to New York
5. Gordon Ramsey (I don't care if he looks like a shar-pei!)
:D
Harold Saxon????
Y-see, the bad bad thing about this poll is that it's changed the way I view men now. I'm wandering the streets of Derry thinking 'Well now, you might not have Bill Gates' bank balance, but maybe there's something worth having from your genes.'
I feel like some sort of horrible predator...maybe I should watch less Spaced and stop with the internal visualisations...
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