Fairy Luck Dust

Hmmm. It's been one of those weeks. Dominated by DIY, belly-ache and stress. So after spraying the living-room radiator a sort-of white shade this morning, I realised I'd inhaled too many fumes, and went to my bedroom to get away from the chemicals.

I lay on the bed for a few moments and closed my eyes. I decided I'd do a bit of meditation. But instead I had this daydream that the Luck Fairy came into my room and sneaked a pouch of Luck Dust under my pillow.

Luck Dust, as everyone knows, is a extremely powerful and very rare substance, the possession of which can earn you periods of outrageous good fortune. Entry to casinos or the All-Ireland Gaelic Football Championship are outlawed if you are in possession of Luck Dust.

Unfortunately, upon checking under my pillow I found that I am not indeed the proud owner of 5grams of Luck Dust.

Still. With the Spider Massage Academy in the early stages of foundation, I shall soon be in no need of luck, as I shall build me an empire founded on eight gentle feet.