There's a Beetle in my Sony Vaio

EEK! So there I am typing away one minute, the next I see what looks like a tiny fly crawling on my vaio. Being the soft-hearted fool I am, I didn't squish it. Instead I tried to frighten the fly into taking flight.

Except the fly was a beetle and didn't seem to be the flying sort. So instead of buzzing off, it sprinted for my keyboard and disappeared under the Alt key!

ARGH! So now I'm typing on my vaio and probably traumatising the little creature inside the keyboard...

And I'm feeling bad coz I don't want a beetle living in my laptop...but I'm pretty sure it can sustain itself for quite some time on the toast crumbs and red wine drips it's going to encounter.

And I hope it was a virgin lady beetle or a lonely gentleman beetle. I mean, what would be the end of my vaio if beetles began to breed there???