DrivingTest Dummy

Tomorrow is my driving test.

I have 2 hours of tuition before then.

I have yet to learn how to:

- reverse around a corner
- bay park
- open the bonnet
- identify things under the bonnet
- drive while having my period

These are the gaps in my knowledge that I have identified. There may be more.

I have had a range of advice on my driving dilemma. Advice includes:

- cry
- go slow
- take it easy
- take valium
- wear a low top
- wear a short skirt
- wear a short skirt and low top
- wear a short skirt, low top and no knickers

I have until tomorrow 3.50pm to decide which pieces of advice I should follow. I may follow them all (like praying to all the saints, you can't really go wrong...).

My sister did my tarot cards for me to see if I will pass tomorrow. On the bright side, apparently my career, love-life and prosperity are all on the up. But the driving side? She couldn't get an answer.

So she asked the cards a 'yes-no' questions (one card, a definite answer). The cards say 'Maybe'. I'm thinking definitely maybe.

I'm away to eat co-codamol to see will it eat the pain in my belly which is eating up my luck right now.

Eek.