Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Bill Gates' Sperm, Michelle Gallen's Eggs


Someone decided to ask 1000 Chinese women between the ages of 25 to 35 who would they most like to impregnate them. Bill Gates was the second most popular choice.

Bill Gates???

Question
Is Bill's sperm a fluid of desire for the brain genes or associated bank balance? I imagine it wasn't for the looks...

Anyway. That got me thinking. Seeing as I've still got a few pollable years left in me I've been contemplating who I'd like to offer my eggs to. I have a top 5 list. Read it. Then tell me your top 5 :)

- Thom Yorke
- Bob Geldoff
- Kelly Slater
- Niles from Frasier
- Animal from the Muppet Show

Do you think any of these lads read my blog?

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